What is happening to our world, it is becoming a place were no self respecting dictator can rest easy any more. A perfectly respectable profession, like dictatorship is becoming less and less desirable by the week. There is a storm sweeping the face of the planet, devouring our much loved tyrants. Oh Mubarak, we weep for your downfall. Great Ben Ali we mourn your plummet from power.

Okay, sarcasm aside. Let’s talk about autocratic nose-dives. It’s been a beautiful month for freedom. Two dictators in one month and Libya is boiling. But, and this is a big but, Gaddafi has said they will fight to the last man, last woman, last bullet. That my friends, is where the problem becomes. Freedom is never free I suppose, it is sad that the streets will be running with the blood of the innocents, soldiers and civilians alike.

The uprisings in the Middle East are also causing chaos with the fuel prices. As the evil overlords nose-dive from power, the fuel price is destined to sky rocket, spiraling beyond control. And all the free peoples of the world will be the first to complain and gripe about it. My attitude is this; these people are prepared to give their lives for freedom. I am prepared to pay a little bit extra on fuel costs, that the rest of the world can have a taste of the freedoms I take for granted every day.

To all the dicktators left in the world I say this. Keep yer eyes peeled. The end is nigh, lo, the end is nigh. Mugabe – Gaddafi – the ill kim family – and the list goes on. People are getting very very tired of living your way.

And with that, making enemies of the world, I bid you a farewell, until next week.

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Obscure word of the week – (try using this in a sentence)

Langsuir - A female vampire who can disguise herself as an owl to prey on newborn children.

I apologise in advance for the harry potter quote, but it’s a good quote.

Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!

J. K. ROWLING, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince